QotD: Chez Me

If you could open a restaurant, any kind you want, what would it look like and what's on the menu?
Submitted by A is for Amy.

In high school I had this awesome plan to open up a restaurant with food based on works of Great Literature.  The menu would feature such dishes as:

• Grapeleaves of Wrath
• Cherry Orchard pie
• Count of Monte Cristo sandwich
• Breakfast of Champions (similar to a Denny's Grand Slam)
• The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock do I dare to eat a peach melba
• The Jungle mystery meatloaf surprise
• Dante's Inferno spicy chili
• Moveable Feast all-you-can-eat buffet
  

I can’t think of any more right now but you get the gist.  At some point, probably in college, I decided it would be better as a bar and then I could just focus on the various signature cocktails of the Great Authors.  Hemingway Tequila Sun Also Rises or what have you.

Needless to say the restaurant I would create today would be much different.  Now my dream is to open a rice pudding boutique to serve as a front for my crime ring.